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• You know you've been hacking too long when The set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about themselves.
  These include the following: not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you order on the phone from a catalog, and start to give the operator your email address.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you get snail mail, and you think to your self "You have new mail on node "your_address" from user "name_on_the_frank".
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are trying to remember something but hear in your head
  parity error at address......
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you mourn the death of GOTO and spaghetti programming more than your dead fish.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you stop by the grocery store on your way home, and write your check out in hex.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your computers have a higher street value than your car.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after days with YACC, you start to parse your conversations.