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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
  leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you don't care whether C or C++ is compiled or interpreted.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
  you enclose comments in your class notes with "/* */...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you leave the building at night and say "XGoodNight" to the security guard!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you make a mathematical proof and try to compile it to test if it is correct.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after days with YACC, you start to parse your conversations.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you begin all of your questions with "INPUT.
  . ....