You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Shout, "Change *him*, Change *him*!

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Shout, "Change him, Change him!

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You shout, "Change *him*, change *him*!" at Triton near the end of
_The Little Mermaid_.

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You own an entire set of the Mermaid Drama Series and you've never read a single play.
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