You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Have Memorized Two Tennyson Poems By Heart, And I Don't Have To Tell You Which Two.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Have Memorized Two Tennyson Poems By Heart, And I Don't Have To Tell You Which Two.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You have memorized two Tennyson poems by heart, and I don't have to
tell you which two.

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