You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . Cats Start Following You Around Even When You *aren't* Carrying Groceries.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . Cats Start Following You Around Even When You aren't Carrying Groceries.

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
Cats start following you around even when you *aren't* carrying groceries.

Related:

You know you should be swimming when . . . You peer around for a red-headed girl when people mention an aerial.
You know you should be swimming when . . . To you, "the local bar scene" refers to those dratted obstructions in and around the harbor.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You call "tails" even when you know the coin being tossed is one of those two-headed trick coins.
You know you should be swimming when . . . It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't figure which is turning you on more
he dolphin or the trainer....