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Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
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