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Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
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