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Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
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