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Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
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