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Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage....
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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