Yo Momma So Dark She Has To Wear White Gloves When She Eats Tootsie Rolls To Keep From Eating Her Fingers.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie
Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!