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• Vulcans have less fun.
• We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. -- Epictetu
• This tagline stolen from Mad magazine.
• Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine on you.
• Student: Can you do problem number twelve? Wyler: Twelve?
  ...NO!...That problem is on the test. -- Oswald Wyle...
• Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
  Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still mad....
• Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights.
• I can find my ears, but I have to look.