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• Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?...
• Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
• Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*?
  -- Gallaghe...
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
• Why do we do it? WE DON'T KNOW!
• Now, where did I park my hard drive?
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....