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Why is it that half the calories is twice the price?
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? From chasing parked ambulances.
Why is it that nothing seems to keep a train on time so much as your arriving at the station a little late?
Why is it that people who know nothing are so quick to prove it?
Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
Why is it that stupid questions are so hard to answer?
Why is it that Swiss cheese has the holes when it's Gorgonzola that needs the ventilation?
-- David Fro...
Why is it that the best taglines are always much too lo
Why is it that the coyote can afford all that expensive ACME equipment but he can't afford to go out to eat?
Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
That's the Law of Spline Demand....

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