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Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- Gordon Liddy
Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room?
Why should a man want to read the Bible when he's with a woman alone in a motel room?...
Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers are the most effectual?
-- Pliny the Elder (23-79 AD) -- Natural History, Book xxviii, Sect. 23...
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?
It is because we are not the person involved -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
Why is it that when a man goes to hunt bear, it is sport, but when the bear comes to hunt man, it is violence?
Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you?
? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ashipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that you always have to rummage through the wastebasket for a note right after you've just emptied your ashtray?
Why is it, whenever a group of internationalists get together, they always decide that Uncle Sam must be the goat?
-- Bertrand H. Snell...

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