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• Why do floorboards creak only after midnight?
• Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*?
  -- Gallaghe...
• Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
  He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
• Animals LIKE earthquakes, tornadoes, and volcanic activity.
• Let me get this straight: The less I hit the ball, the better I am doing .
  .. Then why do it at all? -- Johnny Hart ("BC")...
• Say, is this the trailer of Great Cthulhu?
• Why do the Clintons have only one child? Hillary had a vasectomy.
• Do not hit at all if it can be avoided, but never hit softly. -- Theodore Roosevel