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• Why does it take 3 Newfies to make chocolate chip cookies?
  One to stir the batter and the other two to peel the Smarties....
• May you travel the world over just one step ahead of the police.
• How many police -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to direct traffic (eh?)...
• How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking....
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....
• Why do people spend years writing a novel when they can buy one for a few dollars?
• It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
  -- Woody Alle...
• It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
  -- Woody Alle...