Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and
the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Related:
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bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be
thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size,
and we would get together and dig tunnels down into... - Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what... - Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history,
in every culture, is the story of Popeye. -- Deep... - I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't
hypnotize you.
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it.
Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped... - Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair,
the first thing we do is see if they have some kind...
From the same category:
- Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life
forms,
one of them's making a poop, the other's carrying it... - LANE: to incline. "Jes lane it upside the wall!"
-
Texan... - Fair tresses man's imperial race insnare,
And beauty draws us with a single hair.
Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Rape of the Lock... - You may be redneck...
if your idea of a "gourmet meal" comes from a can... - Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel!
Yes, Baldrick.
And you killed him!
Yes, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and...
