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• Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light.
  Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger....
• Please don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor - the cockroaches are getting cancer.
• I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
• Stampy butts another elephant] Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
  Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?...
• Please don't put your cigarette butts in the urinal! It makes them soggy and hard to light.
• The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette is directly proportional to the number of the non-smokers in the vicinity.
  -- Raj K. Dhawa...
• Non-smokers do it without huffing and puffing.
• Be nice to smokers. They don't have long to live.