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  So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  And he takes the coat and throws it on the floor ....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
• Window closed - Do not look inside -- WindowError: 012
• Window open - Do not look inside -- WindowError: 00E
• Window closed - Do not look outside -- WindowError: 00D
• Window open - Do not look outside -- WindowError: 011