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• Lake Wobegon takes its name from an Indian phrase that means either 'Here we are!
  ' or 'we sat all day in the rain waiting for you.' -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...
• if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world.
  -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...
• If the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world.
  -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...
• if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world.
  -- Garrison Keillor, Lake Wobegon Day...
• There's no place like home when you're not feeling well. -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day
• You have taught me to value a good night's sleep over all else including adventures of love and friendship, and even when the night is charged with magic, to be sure to get to bed.
  If God had not meant everyone to be in bed by ten-thirty, He would never have provided the ten o'clock newscast....
• Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, The women are pretty, and the children are above-average.
  -- Garrison Keillo...
• I once tried to spread a rumor that I had an offer of $
  15,000 to leave radio and fly out to the coast but when the story came back to me, it was $...
• You have taught me the fear of becoming lost, which has killed the pleasure of curiosity and discovery.
  In strange cities, I memorize streets and always know exactly where I am....