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• You Wouldn't Understand..........It's A Computer Thing!
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM? *** Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands?
  Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere?...
• The first phrase that need to be taught when teaching a new language is how to say "Do you speak English?
  . The first thing that needs to be taught when teaching a new computer tool is how to exit it....
• Helga's Rule: Say no, then negotiate.
• Say no, then negotiate. -- Helga's Rule
• Say no, then negotiate. -- Helga
• You are strong enough to admit that you need help.
• When you get to the point where you really understand your computer system it's probably obsolete.