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• A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.
  I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news....
• Have you called System Support today?
• You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.
  -- Walter Slezak...
• When you transcend the medium, you have achieved art. -- Solomon Sho
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the emeny takes 2 weeks to attack.
  When you are low on supplies and ammo, the enemy decides to attack that night....
• Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
  -- Thomas Henry Huxley...