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• Be prepared... that's the Boy Scout's solemn creed.
  Be prepared... to be clean in word and deed. Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price ....
• I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
• 16. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
• Many might go to heaven with half the labor they go to hell. -- Ben Johnso
• You know when the price of winning is too high.
• 17th Rule of Friendship: A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is noncancellable.
  -- Esquire, May 1977...
• If you go swimming in melted dry ice, do you get dry?
• So stupid, mind readers charge her half price.