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When you break into a man's office, you should always make it a point to steal something.
-- Jack Lord (as Steve McGarrett in Hawaii Five-0)...
When you breathe you inspire. When you don't breathe you expire.
When you buy peace at any price it is always on the installment plan for another war.
-- Richard M. Nixon, January 29, 1966...
When you call a cat it says "Put it in writing and I'll get back to ya".
When you call home and get a busy signal, at least you are aware of where one of your children is at the time.
When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action you should take -- choose the bolder.
-- W. J. Slim...
When you can't breathe through your nose, tomorrow seems strangely like the day before yesterday.
-- E. B. White...
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. -- Ed Howe
When you can't get what you want, cry -- Jane Fonda
When you care enough to send the very best, send MONEY!

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