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• When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive--to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
  -- Marcus Aureliu...
• Draw in the breath of life, and as you breathe, smile. -- Anon.
• When you can't breathe through your nose, tomorrow seems strangely like the day before yesterday.
  -- E. B. White...
• When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight.
  You have to allow the head to breathe. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• They call us "coaches." The job is to remind your wife to breathe.
  Think about that for a second. You realize exactly how worthless I am in this thing?...
• Elephant to naked man: How do you manage to breathe through that thing, let alone pick up peanuts?
• Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
  "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least - at least I mean what I say - that's the same thing, you know....
• I'm on a plane and it hits me: When did it become a federal regulation that you have to have at least seven crying babies on every flight?
  I just want to know: Where are they going? Why are they on planes?...
• I sit in my cubicle, here on the motherworld. When I die, they will put my body in a box and dispose of it in the cold ground.
  And in all the million ages to come, I will never breathe or laugh or twitch again....