Miscellaneous Collections

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When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least one of the following
(a) A pen or pencil or typewriter. (b) Stationery....
When you are right be logical, when you are wrong be-fuddle. -- Gerard E. McKenna
When you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.
-- Robert W. Maye...
When you arrive at your campsite, it is full. -- Milt Barbe
When you asked me to live in sin with you, I didn't know you meant sloth.
When you ask for a ballpark estimate on the cost of repairing the car, it is a bad omen when the mechanic falls to the floor in hysterical laughter.
When you BARELY have time to call the very best!
When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanized.
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself. -- Isaac Bashevis Singe
When you blame others, you give up your power to change. -- Dr. Robert Anthony

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