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When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
When you do attain perfection, you will also acquire that feeling of being lost in unfamiliar territory.
When you do dance, I wish you A wave o' the sea, Nothing but that.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Winter's Tale -- Act iv, Sc. 4...
When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains.
When you don't have any money, the problem is food.
When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health....
When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly. -- Ground Rule for Laboratory Worke
When you don't know where you're going, any gust of wind will get you there.
-- Conservative columnist George F. Will, on George Bush's foreign policy...
When you don't talk, things get awfully quiet. -- Martha Hartly
When you don't want to do something, a meeting is indispensible as the most efficient tool to accomplish your goal.
When you do things right, nobody will be there to see it. -- Togg's Law of Absence

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