Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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When you come right down to it, all you have is your self.
Your self is a sun with a thousand rays in your belly. The rest is nothing. -- Pablo Picasso...
When you comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable, your chances of going to heaven improve.
When you control a man's information sources, you control his mind.
When you cross an elephant with a mouse you then have a solid basis for a steroid investigation.
When you deal with the insane, always pretend you're sane.
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. -- Kovak's Conundrum
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.
-- D...
When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own.
When you discover you are dead, avoid driving a car.
When you divide people into us and them, you automatically become on one of them.
-- Solomon Sho...

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