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When living on the fringe, make sure to enjoy all the fringe benefits.
When looks were fond and words were few.
-- Allan Cunningham (1785-1842) -- Poet's Bridal-day Song...
When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. -- Charles Reade
When love begins to sicken and decay, It useth an enforced ceremony.
There are no tricks in plain and simple faith. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iv, Sc....
When love could teach a monarch to be wise, And gospel-light first dawn'd from Bullen's eyes.
-- Education and Government, line 108 -- The monarch is Henry VIII, "Bullen" is Anne Boleyn'...
When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force.
And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom! -- Laurie Anderso...
When management wants your opinion, they'll give it to you.
When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.
When accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about to be cut....
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. -- Jef Poskanzer (jef@well.sf.ca.us)

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