Related:

• McClaughry's Law of Zoning Where zoning is not needed, it will work perfectly
  where it is desperately needed, it always breaks down....
• All files, papers, memos, etc., that you save will never be needed until such time as they are disposed of, when they will become essential and indispensable.
  -- John Corcora...
• But John, when the Pirates of the Carribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
  -- Ian Malcolm, _Jurassic Park_...
• It works fine except when I am in Windows.
• A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
• A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
• When a computer is most needed it will break down. -- Murphy's Tenth Law of Programming
• Jurassic Park Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
  --Jeff Goldblum...
• The truth will be found when it is no longer needed.