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• When prosperity comes, do not use all of it. -- Confuciu
• When it comes time to die, make sure that all you have to do is die. -- Jim Ellio
• P.A.: T minus 14 seconds. Hank: If you need anything, you call me.
  Homer: All right. What's the number? Hank: I've never had to call my own company....
• Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down. -- Ashleigh Brillia
• Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
• Never fear big long words. Big long words mean little things.
  All big things have little names, Such as life and death, peace and war, Or dawn, day, night, hope, love, home....
• An officer in the US Civil War was inspecting his troops while enemy snipers were active.
  When warned to be careful, he said: Are you kidding?...
• Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
• Just when you got it all figured out: An UPGRADE!