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• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
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• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  -- Mark Twai...
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• When it comes to getting the back of your calf wet, a rain and a good umbrella are the best combination.
• METEOROLOGIST: One who doubts the established fact that it is bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.