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• Pollution is so bad that when I put air in my tires two of them died. -- Lee Tully
• People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
  What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
• Singles Solution Department: When jogging close to a beautiful lady, you pull up next to her and say "Your pace or mine?
  (I deeply regret this, really, but it had to come out, it couldn't stay with me, I can't stand this type of thing, please accept my apology!...
• When I was in college, there were a lot of four-letter words you couldn't say in front of girls.
  Now you can say them. But you can't say "girls"....
• Homer: Marge, when I see you forming the vowels and continents Marge
  Consonants. Homer: consonants, with your beautiful mouth, your beautiful breath pushing past your beautiful teeth....
• The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
• Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty.
  I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong....