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• I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
  The driver and passengers then left for a vacation with injuries....
• I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
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• I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
• I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights.
  I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wrigh...