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• So, once again, I've been had. But an even more interesting story has developed high atop this two-story school -- a love story.
  -- Kent Brockman, "Grade School Confidential...
• High School Education -- Oxymoro
• Did you hear about the high school drum major who dated two of his majorettes and so enjoyed the breasts of both whirlers.
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a local newspaper.
  "The members of the town school board should not be reelected because they are not concerned about promoting high-quality education in the arts in our local schools....
• Iowa State -- the high school after high school! -- Crow T. Robo
• High explosives and school don't mix.
• High school diploma or equivalent required.
• The following appeared as a letter to the editor of a local Solano newspaper.
  "The Solano school district should do away with its music education programs....
• From a letter to the editor of a city newspaper. "One recent research study has indicated that many adolescents need more sleep than they are getting
  and another study has shown that many high school students in our city are actually dissatisfied with their own academic performance....