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• A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke.
  The man sitting next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm* Polish....
• A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket.
  How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....
• A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
  He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
• We was playin' the Homestead Grays in the city of Pitchburgh.
  Josh [Gibson] comes up in the last of the ninth with a man on and us a run behind....
• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
• I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in.
• Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.
• My grandfather (Bill Marshall) had two brothers, and his father also had two two brothers.
  The following maxim sprang up somewhere along the way...
• Seems like this farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
  The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around....