Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work...guess who?
Someone let the air out of her lock.
Someone once said that the two most important things in developing taste were sensitivity and intelligence.
I don't think this is so; I'd rather call them curiosity and courage. Curiosity to look fo...
Someone once told me I have a mind that's like a bad neighborhood
I shouldn't go in there alone. -- Sharon Stone...
Someone ought to sue Joycelyn Elders for medical malpractice.
Someone put live piranha in our swimming pool. If we don't swim there anymore, the piranha will starve.
Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully.
-- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse...
Someone shaved my wife tonight.
Someone should tear him down and put up a human being. -- Alan Alda, M.A.S.H.

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