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• Whipsplash - Compulsion to shove someone into a swimming pool.
• From the crystal swirling waters, Of the Rio Amazon, To the sacred halls of Bayonne, Where we stand pajamas on.
  (It's the only thing that rhymes.) From ev'ry hallowed venue, Ev'ry forest, mount and vale, Your butt is on the menu And the check is in the mail....
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
  -- Sign seen at a swimming pool...
• SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.
• If we could pool our Group Dynamics...
• You just can't go to a public swimming pool and splash around anymore.
  Everyone's swimming laps now. Some guy jumped in behind me and said, "How long are you gonna be using this lane, dude?...
• Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
  I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...