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She said she had nothing to wear. I smiled.
She said she would go through anything for me and she wanted to start with my bank book.
She said she would love me till the end of time. But then she said my time was up.
She said she wouldn't keep my company unless I owned it.
She's ALIVE, Jim! Pass the Trojans!
She's a May bride, she may or may not get married.
She's a natural blonde. Please speak slowly.
She's a nice girl and all, but she's just a few sandwiches short of a good picnic. -- Ms. Opal
She's a very dominant woman; she walks on the ground I worship -- Dennis Mille
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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