She's A Nice Girl And All, But She's Just A Few Sandwiches Short Of A Good Picnic. -- Ms.

She's A Nice Girl And All, But She's Just A Few Sandwiches Short Of A Good Picnic. -- Ms.

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She's a nice girl and all, but she's just a few sandwiches short of a good
picnic.
-- Ms. Opal

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