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She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down.
She's fragile as a string of pearls... she's nobody's girl. -- Bonnie Rai
She's genuinely bogus.
She's got a few bad sectors in her hard drive.
She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.
She's got rhythm, she's got something I need...
She's got the personality of a halibut.
She's got what I call bobsled looks: going downhill fast.
he shells (shee shelz) n. pl.: plastic tampon applicators washed up on the beach
She's his possession. If Hugh'd been discovered making off with the spoons, Sinistrad'd probably be just as mad.
-- Haplo, "Dragon Wing...
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