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She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
She was the sort of person whose personality would be greatly improved by a terminal illness.
She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
She was so ugly, you look in the...
She was using the landscape to hide herself!
She was wrapped in plastic...
She watches him as a cat would watch a mouse.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue iii...
She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
She what was honour knew, And with obsequious majesty approv'd My pleaded reason.
To the nuptial bower I led her blushing like the mo...

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