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Sherlock Holmes was a drug addict without a single amiable trait.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) You're not exactly Little Mary Sunshine yourself, Bernie....
Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492!
Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him.
Such an excess of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature. -- Samuel Joh...
Sherwood Forest. Which dear do you want? -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio
She's 18 and very loose. Too bad it's 18 in dog years.
She 's adorned Amply that in her husband's eye looks lovely,-- The truest mirror that an honest wife Can see her beauty in.
-- John Tobin (1770-1804) -- The Honeymoon, Act iii, Sc. 4...
She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
' -- Morrisey...
She said I should think of her like a sister. I said I did, but not my sister.

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