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• She is blonde, tall, beautiful, and as a Z80 for a brain.
• But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
• How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off of a cliff
• Hello. Can I please speak to Will Dicker?
• Hi, this is John's answering machine again. He's gone and left me for a sleazy microwave he met at Krazy Eddy's.
  Life sucks. (or) Hi! John's answering machine is broken....
• It's like the blonde leading the blonde...
• How does a blonde screw in a light bulb? With lubricant.
  (But how does she get into the light bulb?)...
• The hypnotist is fascinating Mary in her modest gown, Meantime mentally debating
  Is she blonde the whole way down?...