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She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
She was another one of his near Mrs.
She was a rich girl--breast-fed by caterers. -- Bill Schef
She was a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still.
She was asking her insurance agent: 'If I were to take out a $
250,000 insurance policy on my husband and he should die the next day, what would I get?...
She was a town-and-country soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral.
-- George Ade (1866-1944)...
She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it.
So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel. They went inside...
She was a wight, if ever such wight were,-- Des. To do what?
Iago. To suckle fools and chronicle small beer. Des....
She was Bred in Old Kentucky But She's Only a Crumb Up Here. -- Curly Howard
She was good as she was fair, None--none on earth above her!
As pure in thought as angels are: To know her was to love her....

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