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She was his life, The ocean to the river of his thoughts, Which terminated all.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- The Dream, Stanza 2...
She was much prettier than her 4-color separation.
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still.
She was only the referee's daughter, but should see her box...
She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.
She was so big she could kick-start a 747. -- George "Goober" Lindsey
She was so fat that if you fly around her you lose a day...
She was so old when she went to school they didn't have history. -- Rodney Dangerfield
She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
She was so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
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