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She's not a very good wrestler, but you should see her box.
She spreads as easy as butter on hot corn on the cob!
She's so fat, she doesn't have measurements: she has time zones.
She's so self-centered she occupies a special place in her heart.
She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer.
She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
She's such a hypochondriac she cooks with penicillin. -- Betty Walke
She stares off alone into the night With the eyes of one who hates for just being born.
-- Badlands, "Racing In The Street" from "Darkness On The Edge of Tow...
She states that her husband took downers and she took uppers so the relationship did not work out.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. -- Mae We
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