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Real users don't read documentation.
Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.
Real Users hate Real Programmers.
Real Users know your home telephone number.
Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program doesn't deliver it.
Real Users never use the Help key.
Real wealth can only increase. -- Richard Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)
Real* wizards don't whine about how they paid their dues.
-- Quentin Johnson (quent@atanasoff.cs.iastate.edu)...
Real women are on MY right.
Real women breathe through their noses.
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