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• APL programmers do it in a line.
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for COmmon Business Oriented Laymen who can run neither a buiness or a real program.
• Real programmers know that good human factors design requires only the application of common sense.
  Besides, no one cares about users. The program is written for aesthetic beauty....
• Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
• REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
• one-liner wars n. A game popular among hackers who code in the language APL (see write-only language and line noi and/or useful routine in one line of operators chosen from APL's exceedingly hairy primitive set.
  A similar amusement was practiced among TECO hackers and is now popular among Perl aficionados....
• Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
• We have come through a strange cycle in programming, starting with the creation of programming itself as a human activity.
  Executives with the tiniest smattering of knowledge assume that anyone can write a program, and only now are programmers beginning to win their battle for recognition as true professionals....